I only wish I could see people attempt to speak to you like this in real life.

I really don’t think anyone has those kinds of cajones.

It’s always so funny to me because my boss is always trying to tell me to be more of an asshole and assert myself and tell people when they’re wrong.

Oh, and also because I used to be a raging bitchmachine from Hell. It got kind of tiring though.

exploites asked: /post/50635559205 How rude of you. Are you Kavinsky himself? Do you truly know if he's living with Gaspard right now or not? Still dating Sunny Ringle? I'll admit to my error and I've already corrected it, but someone needs to knock you down a few pegs. I don't appreciate the cocky attitude, and there's certainly no need to be a jerk about something so insignificant.

I’m not.

But I do happen to know Kavinsky’s not living with Gaspard right now and I do happen to know he’s not still dating Sunny Ringle.

I think you need to not make up lies about people based on your faulty assumptions especially when those people have internet access and will see you doing it.

"I am that which have become omnipotent, eternal, boundless, the multiple principle on which all speculation is possible, the transcending force of human conception. I become as beyond the reign and reach of thought — unthinkable and unspeakable. I become my own absolute reality for I am all that shall ever be and all that ever was."

Hint: It’s not Daft Punk

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone speak to you like this and live.

My inbox gets such fascinating vitriol, doesn’t it?

If I get on a Delta airlines flight to Narita and check a bag do I have to pick up and re-check my bag for a connecting Air France flight to Paris? Does anyone know? Help?

I have a theory about the production of Black Skinhead but I don’t want to say it in case I’m wrong and look like a tool, but if I’m correct I’m literally just going to scream until it kills me.